Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I thought I would try to live a week using “as seen on television” products to get through the day, here is part 2 of day 1

So I am ready to go for the day, I stop in the kitchen on my way to prepare my lunch. I pop a couple of items in a disposable bowl and use the “Chef Tony’s Smart Lidz”. They are made from space age polymers and they seal air tight, they are freezer, dishwasher and microwave safe and have a universal fit, They can seal anything, in any size container and keep produce fresh longer and allow me to save leftovers longer because the seal locks liquid tight & holds for weeks. The package came with 4 medium lids, 2 large lids and the Extra bonus jumbo lid, all I had to do was pay S&H on that one. After quickly using my “Jack Lalanne Power Juicer” to squeeze up to 30% more than other juicers to create an all natural glass of juice I was ready to put my shoes on. I could not get that done without the assistance of the “Long Handle Shoe Horn”, this gadget has ensured I suffer through no more uncomfortable bending or stooping over to put on my shoes. The model I chose what the 24" long blue max with the horse head handle.

Once in the garage I noticed that the car was looking rather dull and made a note to myself that I needed to bring some space-age technology to my driveway and save water at the same time with “ProShine's Waterless Wash and Wax”. I found with it I was actually warned, not to wash the car! A light Rinsing might be necessary to remove larger dirt particles but that was it. All I had to do was spray or pour ProShine Waterless Wash and Wax on the vehicle. I could spray it right over any dirt, grime or bug marks and then just evenly spread it around with a clean cloth. All that was left was to wipe it off with another dry, soft cotton cloth. As unbelievable as it sounds it's that simple. As I was sliding in the car I also noticed that the “Ding King” may have some work to complete tonight on the car door, him and the “Hide a Scratch” wax had their work cut out. As I slipped my “HD Vision WrapArounds” on I realized I that this HD Vision technology gave me clarity that I had never experienced, they were able to enhance my vision to a quality just like High Definition TV. They were lightweight & durable and offered a modern European style as well.

Once completing a day at work I was on my way home, when I got in the car and removed the “Auto Cool Solar Fan” from the window. It had, even on the hottest days, kept my car cooler and the air fresher thanks to this solar-powered vent fan. It draws in fresh air as hot, stale air vents out, this thing even helps to eliminate pet and tobacco odors. I also received the Free Bonus handy organizer that fits in my car's cup holder. I pulled out my “Night Vision WrapArounds”, I received them and the patented visor Clip for my car when I bought the “HD Vision WrapArounds” they were a $10 value and all I had to do was pay S&H. I also popped in my “Bell and Howel Sonic Earz” sound amplifier. This thing allowed me to Watch TV without having to turn the sound up high and was disturbing others in my home. I could easily hear movies, concerts and lectures as if I was sitting right there in the very front, even if I was actually in the back. I also noticed that I was going to have to pull out the “Glass Wizard” when I got home to clean the windows, Glass wizard's large micro fiber cleaning head takes away those hard to clean spots in just seconds and its unique shape conforms to curved surfaces to ensure a thorough cleaning job every time. The kit covered all contingencies and provided 1 Glass Wizard Cleaning Tool, 2 Glass Wizard Microfiber Cleaning Bonnets. 1 Glass Wizard Mesh Grime Buster Bonnet and 1 FREE Glass Wizard Water Spray Bottle

Once home I was glad I had installed the “Solar Powered Mailbox Light”, it allowed me Illuminate my mailbox for added security & it allowed for better home id for guests, deliveries or emergency personnel. Moments later my wife was alerted to my presence at home by our “Wireless Driveway Monitor Motion Detector Security Alert Alarm”. I had installed the system to eliminate startling knocks at the door, unexpected horn beeps and I wanted a heads up in case of a delivery. As I pulled into the garage I pulled up to the “Flashing-Garage-Parking-Signal”, I have found it to be the perfect parking aid that was easy assembly with no tools required. It stopped run-ins with garage walls by automatically signaling me where to stop by flashing the twin LED bulbs when I bumped it, it ensures a perfect parking job every time.

I could see clearly around my garage, the lights were automatically turned on by the garage door opener. I laid eyes on my garden tools, the “Mantis Tiller/Cultivator” the incredible lightweight tiller that has made gardening easier for more than a million people. The original design to helped landscapers get their jobs done quicker. I also saw one of the original TV gadgets, the “Pocket fisherman”, a fine example of an item destined to be in the history books. There was an “Awesome Auger”, with all the accessories that I just had to pay S&H to get, there were bottles of “Patch Perfect” for quickly growing grass in those hard to grow areas of my lawn. And there on the same shelf in the corner were my “Mighty Putty” and “Leak Ender 2000” both outstanding products that offer amazing advantages. There was also the “Point and Paint System” the system that allowed me to paint an entire room in less than one hour and get perfect results every time without prepping, runs or brush strokes and it eliminated the up and down on the ladders. I also looked longingly at the “Forearm Forklift” straps and the “Erase a Hole” repair kit. At last look along the left wall were stored all my “Space Bags” holding all manner of items, I have the jumbo cubes, high capacity tote bags, large bags, medium bags and even the hanging bag and some of the zip and go bags. I was storing winter sweaters, large coats, extra pillows, arts and crafts, sporting goods, camping equipment and many other critical items I wanted protected from bugs, dust, mildew and odors in an airtight & watertight environment

Folks I am not done yet, there is even more , instead of 2 servings of this story line you will get three. This added feature will be provided absolutely free to you, not even any S&H.

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