I thought I would try to live a week using “as seen on television” products to get through the day, here is part 1 of day 1

Day 1, I awake at 6am to the sounds of the “Singing Bird Clock” and immediately remove the “RIPSNORE™” from my mouth. The Rip snore is a simple, one-piece device that molds to the shape of my mouth that stops snoring or drastically reduces snoring in 98% of the folks who use it. The RIPSNORE™ does this by holding the lower jaw slightly forward, moving the base of the tongue away from the back of the airway and soft palate - allowing the throat to be opened and the snore to be silenced. RIPSNORE™ is a class 1 medical device that is certified by the Australian Therapeutic Goods Association (TGA) ARTG ID 156350 and it is made with an FDA approved material. I also have to remove the “Kinoki Cleansing Detox Foot Pads”, these particular pads are 100% natural & 100% safe. They are truly miracles of modern science, they help the body achieve its optimum state of health. They do this by improving blood circulation, removing heavy metals, increasing metabolism, activating blood cells, enhancing the quality of sleep and expelling toxins, Relieving the pain and discomfort of arthritis, Improves the immune system, reduces stress and anxiety, AND they enhance mental focus and concentration, for just 39.95, I found them to be truly amazing.

I stumble out of bed after turning on my “Quick Bright Light System” using the “Original clapper”, clap on, clap off. Once I hit the hallway I turn the kitchen lamps using my “Handy Switch”. The Handy Switch is the RF controlled light switch that Ican stick anywhere, and it looks like a normal light switch, I have found them very handy and use them throughout my home for added convenience. I make a quick stop at the bathroom where my toilet is a well equipped modern marvel, I use the “Hands Free Toilet Flusher” as well as the “Kaboom Neverscrub”. The Kaboom NeverScrub toilet cleaner attaches easily out of sight within my toilet tank and provides powerful stain cleaning continuously for up to 3 months. I like to think of Kaboom as a maintenance product to help me minimize toilet gunk in my home. After a short stay in the bathroom I head back to the kitchen, only after washing my hands with soap dispensed by the “Automatic Soap Dispenser”.

Once in the kitchen I fire up my “Perfect Pod Coffee Maker” and start looking in the “Debbie Myers Green bags” for what fruit I might have for breakfast. These green bags are phenomenal and allow me to control the humidity inside as well as discourage things like mold, bacteria, fungus and decay from forming. I decide on an apple for breakfast and used the “Samurai Speed Peeler” to remove the peel. After the apple I decided I wanted some eggs so I broke out my dishwasher safe “Progressive International Microwave Egg Poacher” and cooked up the perfect meal on the go. I store that gadget in the freezer because it is, of course, microwave and freezer safe. It allows me to Poach up to 2 eggs in just minutes and it is made of thick, sturdy plastic and requires no butter or oil, so it's healthier than traditional poachers.

After a great breakfast I head back to the bathroom to get ready for work. I flip on the “Shower Clock Radio with Television” and lather up. When I am done cleaning myself I place the soap in the “Niagara Soap Saver Dish”, this clever dish drains excess water right into tub, so soap stays firm and lasts longer. It is designed in thick, durable plastic and features posts to hold soap securely and a spout to direct water back into the sink or shower. I then spark off the “Microforce Shaver, it has features such as a charger indicator light and dual high speed stay sharp stainless steel blades that provides me a close clean shave in half the time. Once I step out of the shower I step right onto a ShamWow, that I have easily cut in half and immediately grab my towel from the “Billy Mayes Hercules Hooks” lined up along the back of the door and dry off. I start to notice, while using my “Microtouch Magic Men’s Lighted Hair Trimmer” that I am going to need the “Fog Free 5x Shower Mirror” to see all the microscopic hairs that will ultimately form a unibrow, thank God I have these products! After a quick touch up and use of the “Save A Blade” razor cleaner and dryer I get the perfect amount of toothpaste dispensed by the “Touch and Brush” toothpaste dispenser and quickly use the “Sonic 4X battery powered toothbrush” to clean my teeth. The “Touch and Brush” says “No More” to sticky bathroom sinks, crusty toothpaste tubes, fighting for the last drop of paste and of course the kids leaving behind a morning toothpaste mess.

Once done in the bathroom I pull my clothes from the “Adjustable Foam Hangers, these things are a miraculous invention. These Hangers are the best invention since the wheel! These soft, bendable, foam hangers are gentle on clothes. They can bend upward to hold garments with straps, so garments can't slip off. They can curve downward to hold the shape of sweaters and knits, without hanger marks. They are great for drying fine washables, they also offer better air circulation so clothes dry faster. I have these hangers attached to the “Wonder Hanger Cascading Space Saver” that can save me much needed closet space with its unique and efficient design that allows me to maximize space and storage. With Wonder Hanger Cascading Space Saver I never have to worry about wrinkled clothes and disorganized closets. The eight pack, which I have purchased two of them and received two for nothing more than S & H charges, triples my closet storage space by allowing me to hang up to five articles of clothing wrinkle-free on a single hanger.

I also put on my necklace, it allows me to always have the Lord's Prayer close to my heart, it is, of course, the exquisite “Prayer Cross Pendant”. It is superbly crafted in layers of gleaming sterling silver accented with genuine sparkling crystals, this enduring symbol of faith features a secret stone center that when held to the light reveals, instantly and almost miraculously, the entire Lord's Prayer. I also repair my glasses with “Lens Doctor Eyeglass Scratch Remover” that is a polymer-based formulation which assists in repairing surface scratches and cloudiness on eyeglasses. Of course Lens Doctor utilizes a proprietary two-step process thoroughly cleans the lens and prepares it to receive the lens treatment solution. I take one more look at myself with the “Handy Hook Mirror”, It allows me to fix my hair, shave and even tweeze my eyebrows if I needed to do that. The Handy Hook Mirror comes with a revolutionary coil that lets me... HOOK IT, over a shower door, bathroom door, light fixture, car interior & more! I can even hang it from my neck for an up close view that moves along with me. It's such a great innovation, it's earned the Good Housekeeping Seal!

But wait folks there’s more, I am sorry though you will have to wait until tomorrow to hear about the rest of my day in the life of “As seen on television” products.