What they will not tell you about Digital Television

So I wanted to talk for a moment to explain, from the broadcasters perspective, the recent shut off of the analog broadcasts. The conversion to digital was not our idea, it was our Federal Government. In 1997 the FCC gave broadcasters $70 billion worth of spectrum to broadcast digital alongside analog until 2006, which was the original time they mandated all broadcasts must be fully digital. PBS, ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox committed to broadcasting digitally in the top ten U.S. markets by November 1st of 1998. By May of 1999 broadcasters were required to have digital stations in top 30 U.S. markets. All broadcasters were required to be broadcasting digital as well as analog in May of 2003, digital has been around for a long time the recent changes only affected the analog broadcasts.

So with that history behind us I wanted to talk about what broadcasters actually had to do to get the beautiful, stunningly clear high definition signals into your homes. It was challenging to get the truly cinematic experiences to your home, the first hurdle revolved around the floating ground hypothetical decoder that employs spherical trigonometry to develop the degaussing levels for the transposed or inverted digital data according to a prearranged schema. The early selection of that schema has allowed the use of unique integer values that when associated with elementary streams break up the negative propagation conductivity throughout the low-frequency wavelength patterns normally associated with macro-blocking on the plasma screens specifically. Simple stated it has the capacity to use systematic dynamics to perform algorithmic phase inversion on the potential gradient and the 60,000:1 hyper-dynamic contrast ratio is increased by a factor of 7.5 percent. Using this holistic approach, we were able solve the second major hurdle that revolved around the 16x9 format ratio of the plasma and LCD displays. When the 3D Y/C chromo comb filters were added we were able to use the asymptomatic gain models of electronic oscillation produced by free-space vector modulation to offer the various display modes, such as 16x9, anamorphic, zoom and native. In order to actuate the blu-ray DVD’s we determined that if we were able to maintain a high order connection to the output of an encoder, using nyquist stability criterion, of course, we would be able to augment extensible web-readiness utilization by means of best-of-breed portals that literally incubate cross-media distribution platforms. You can only image what happened when we threw into the mix the out of QAM phase fired controllers of the Multi-junction cascade amplifiers, I can tell you from experience - it is not pretty.

After those initial hurdles were overcome the work got easier, much easier. For example, Our work in responsive adaptive, cutting-edge, jitter free, data dependant vertical blanking pulses has enabled us to utilize a horizontal chroma resolution of well under 12%, 12% was unheard of even 6 months ago. In other words, this has allowed us to enhance the integrated interfaces to broadband networks, basically allowing us to use the full capacity of the cable by microflangulating the real-time convergence parameters. I can not stress enough, the importance of that break through and reaching a horizontal chroma resolution of less than 12%. Then the HDMI connections had to be enabled by your local stations, we basically enabled companding bandwidth ulitization with lattice phase equalizers and that facilitated the use of turn-key off the shelf IT centric solutions to our horizontal network and we were also able to gain a differential phase variance of over 35% while keeping the differential gain well below 1.2 hyodial farads. As anyone with a television knows, those parameters are truly incredible and without that level of system performance we would never be able to bring you 720p, let alone 1080I pictures. What the Farnsworth plot clearly shows is the ability to monetize the content just by exploiting the intuitive nature of the systems that were created using a common besectional Sarnoff theorem. The local stations also were forced to perform quite a bit of work in order to bring you rich layers of audio in stunning 7.1 surround sound, even though 5.1 is more common your local stations can provide that audio in 7.1. Because of the inaccurate rendering of the acoustic image a relatively low digital sampling rate was able to overcome the antiresonance defractor pulse by using the 5th generation lateral divitrifacators on the third, fifth and nine harmonics. This also enables us to transmit many simultaneous signals without any signal to cross talk interference by generating differential virtual optimized integrated mosaics, these methodologies allow us to use real-time architectures, as clearly seen with the HD displays available after mid 2008.

In order to enable other feature of the digital broadcasts, such as closed captioning, V chip information and program guide we were presented with a few challenges, nothing like anything previous but there was lots of detail work. For the most part our attempt to extend hybrid technologies that target scalar convergence using multi-junction photovoltaic scattering parameters, well above the 17th harmomic, has proven wildly successful, well beyond our expectations actually. We have been able to bifurcate frictionless differential conductivity in a way that clearly provides a high level of Quasi Error Free depolarization of the sacrificial deplenatarian signals, they are in fact so clean that existing test equipment can not monitor the true discrete fracuscopic levels. It is clear to see the scalable compression techniques typically clean up the linear distortions and allow for up to 1.7 million separate bands of spatial and temporal data, thereby eliminating cross phase lateral amplitude distortion. With the introduction of orchestrated imbricate dichromatic compression algorithms the co-channel interference falls below a transport PID of 49. Specifically for the guide information we now use a combination of quadrature phase induced carrier waves and strict PID descriptor values to more closely align the packetized data transfer to achieve truly incredible data transfer rates with an accuracy rate of nearly 95.2 defordations.

So we also have incorporated some technology from the first gulf war used to predict the movements of enemy combatants and that is the ocular transducers running on vaporware inside the picture tube. The military was able to develop a system, that when broadcast to a television, will install vaporware into the vaccum of the CRT’s, Plasma and LCD screens. When we can apply a set of mathematical algorithm rules to the input of the television, we generally see the quasi quiescent wavelength drop through the magnetic intermodulation of the antenna aperture. Basically we can use adaptive flow mapping throughout the quantum efficiency range of the transcoding CODEC to actually watch the viewers at home from inside the television. The low level signals are then feed back into the electrical grid and as long as they are above the acceptable tentelometric ratio we can monitor them using the 600 terra flop interface on a polar-synchronous satellite. As bandwidth thresholds increase to internet 2.0 speeds, or 3g in the mobile world we start using granular reticulated infrastructures that broadcast bionomic prediction algorithms and all of that is accomplished using 100% hexagonal frequency multiplexors. The clarity of the return signals are very clean and nearly true HD when they are returned to the stations. By reusing the old quantizing diplexors previously used to propagate the non return to zero inverted optical couplers we have been able to watch and record each television in well over 500 homes in nearly real time. Of course no one is actually watching, when the computer systems see nefarious activity it pops a flag. Once that flag pops we engage a partnership with an obscure office under the office of Home Land Security and we immediately employ a 1.9 degree damping factor and apply that to the capacitively propagated charged couplings that allow the system to properly report the activity through the microfilaments prevalent in all telelvsions but especially the plasma and LCD flat screens. Another technology that is in its infancy is the blue tooth enabled television, we are able to send signals to the television and then, through blue tooth technology, we can not only update other appliances in the home but monitor all the other communications devices that utilize that technology. We are currently talking to all major brands of washing machines and dryers as well as some ovens. Soon all appliances will come “blue tooth enabled” and for the ones that do now we have full control of them already.

So with the demise of analog broadcasting and the beginning of the digital only television broadcasting I thought it was important for you, the viewer, to understand that no matter how hard you thought it was for you, it was far harder for us.